Taylor and Nolan like to argue

Taylor "Put the trashcan liner in the trashcan NOW!"
Nolan "Geez dad you don't have to be so grumpy."
Taylor "DO IT!"
Nolan "You are just in a bad mood cause you spent 38 dollars on a guy that is horrible and can't pitch.  Now you fantasy baseball team STINKS!"
Taylor "IT WAS 31 dollars!"

Boys have a penis... girls have a...

 Last night before bed.  My son (who is 2) and I went to go "potty".  "Mommy will go potty and then you will go potty...."  So I sit down to go and right before I am finishing up he is saying "YA! Mommy you pee in toy-yet! Mommy now I..."  He stops mid sentence with the most serious, shocked look on his face.  He crouches down with his hands on his knees trying to peek at my who-ha while I am quickly trying to wipe and pull my pants up (tmi sorry).  In a very concerned voice he says "Ohhh Mommy whe is you pee pee?  Mom iss gone?  Mom is you pee pee gone? MOM?!"  I could not stop laughing.  This kid thinks I lost my penis.  My house is a pretty naked house we don't make it a big deal my kids have seen me in the shower and I openly nurse the baby but I am the only girl in the house and I guess he just never noticed that I am the only one without a weiner.  LOL  I love this kid.  He is the funniest little person.

Lincoln talks.

Ohh man.  I just realized today that Lincoln is a little boy.  In many ways he is still my baby but babies don't have conversations with you. 

Today in the car
Lincoln- "Mom, Wheh we going? We go to mountins Mom?
Me-"No Linky.  We are not going to the mountains."
Lincoln- (with a scowl that made me laugh) "Awwahhhhh!" I can see his disapointed little look in the review mirror.

Just a bit ago.  Lincoln and Dylan are playing on the floor.  Dylan is sitting up and falls over.

Lincoln-"OH NO DAH!  Dah, you fall?  Dah, you hih (hit) you head Dah? Dah, you ki-ing (crying) Dah?  Dah, shhh, shhh, shhh. MOOOOOOOOOOOOM... Dah hih his head and he ki-ing WUN (RUN) MOM Huwwee (Hurry)!"

This kid is a little boy now.  He understands me and he can verbalize what he wants, needs and feels.  I always wondered what his little voice would be like.  He's a bit funnier that I anticipated.

REALLY NO?

AN OLD QUOTE FROM NOLAN   watching ESPN nascar highlights and they said the winner was "showered in champagne and booze" Nolans eyes shot open and very confused asked me "champagne and BOOBS?!"

Taylor and Pink Socks.

Taylor and Lincoln (upon just waking up are watching baseball on TV)  For some reason the Mets have on blue socks.  Almost bright bubble gum color blue.

Taylor to me- "Hey babe, are those PINK socks."

Lincoln startes at his daddy and interjects with a serious face "No Dad Dats no pink das Boo."

First of all Lincoln doesn't usually use full sententences let alone know his colors and now he is correcting his colorblind dad.  Hmmmmmmmmm.

what did you give me?

Linky "Mom I whan mwilk pwease mom"
I pour him almond milk and hand it to him
Linky "Oh wass dis mom?"
Me "It's delicious!"
He looks at me with big huge sad eyes.
Linky "I don wan dishes mom. I wan mwilk pease."

awww.

Nolan to Taylor "Daddy, will you please be my best man when I get married?"

nolan plays a mean teacher

Playing school w Nolan while I was pregnant with Dylan.

Me- "Teacher, why am I the only 1st grader who's pregnant?"
Nolan- "You're not pregnant little girl just awfully fat."
sept 22, 2010

Did dad invent the game handball?

Taylor and the boys are playing handball against the wall in the playroom.

I hear Taylor and Nolan arguing over the "rules".

Taylor- "Nolan I think I know the rules of handball. I made the game up. Ask your mom."

Nolan (yelling from downstairs)- "MOM!? DID DAD INVENT HANDBALL?"

Me (playing along from the kitchen)- "Uh huh... yes he did."

Nolan- "Yeah right! I am going to have to look that up on the computer."

Darn you google. How are we supposed to tease our kids?!

bag boy

Just got Nolan a brand new cool outfit so he looks stylin' on the ORANGE CARPET at the NICKELODEON KIDS CHOICE AWARDS and he tells me he also needs a backpack.

 Me- You can't take a backpack in.
Nolan-OHHHhhhhh! Okay I'll just take an Albertson's bag in with me.

 I don't think he got what I meant.  NO BAG... and an albertson's grocery store bag?  He is so much like me.  I can't tell you how much I love this silly kid. :)

Nolan cracks me up.

Me- Nolan you have a Dr appt tomorrow.

Nolan- Is he going to check everything?!  i mean, Is he going to check my butt?

Me- (trying not to laugh) I don't know.

Nolan- I already know what the Dr is going to say.  (in his best Dr voice he continues) "You are healthy kid, but you need to wipe better.

LOL  He is so crazy.

Sweet Potatoes and Sweet Linky!

MY FIRST CONVERSATION WITH LINCOLN!

I am in the kitchen peeling sweet potatoes and as I am cutting them up and getting ready to toss them in the water to boil 'em Linky walks in (in only a diaper of course cause that's how he rolls) with big eyes and his head leaning to one side:

Lincoln- "Hey Mom, Wha you making?" 
Me- "Sweet Potatoes.  You wanna eat them?"
Lincoln- "Abblesauce Mom?"
Me- "No, not apple sauce Linky.  Sweet potatoes.  You hungry?"
Lincoln- "Yeah, Dinky Hangee."

I then stood there and started cracking up that we just had a CONVERSATION!  Ahhhh he is growing up so fast.  I love this little boy so much.