That will make a HUGE mess!

Last night I cleaned bacon grease off the wall, the stove, my picture above the stove, the microwave, the counter, the floor, a pan, the sink, a plate... Thanks to my husband who likes to cook and doesn't EVER clean after himself (but he swears he does).  Since I stopped cooking for him (or should I say that he hates my hippie, healthy food so he won't eat what I make him) he has started cooking for himself.  This consists of scrambled eggs and bacon.  No joke.  I swear that is all he eats.  Oh and these nasty skillet things that are frozen from TGIFridays.  ANYWAY... I went to get my juicer out and he said "ARE you KIDDING ME?!  That thing will make a HUGE MESS!"  Maybe he thinks the cleaning fairy cleans his bacon grease... I dunno.  Sometimes I just can't help but stare at him when he talks... there are no words.  Sigh...